Corrupt a Wish

Granted, but you kill the last turkey on earth in order to make that sandwich, and the government goes after you and arrests you for life.

I wish that all the mice at the store tomorrow were really cute and a multitude of colors so I could buy some.

Granted, but when you go into the store tomorrow, you find that all the mice are sold out

I wish I could win the lottery.

Granted, but the taxes take away all your money except one dollar. Wee!

I wish you didn't corrupt my wishes.

Granted, but you no longer get to make any wishes.

I wish the next poster gets a lot of money.

Granted, but I lose it somehow <_<

I wish the iPod battery didn't drain so fast when playing games.

Granted but then your laptop drains, even when its plugged into the wall.

I wish I had a banana smoothie.

Granted, but I act like a goof making you laugh while I drink your smoothie

I wish I could stay up 24/7

granted but then you want to sleep but you can't and then you get really grumpy and everyone gets angry @ you and you live the rest of your life as a shut-in who is tortured day and night by this longing to sleep *inhales*

I wish i could own so much @ COD

Granted, but you own so much you get tired of the game.

I wish Nintendo would finally make a Pokemon game on the Wii that is like the handheld games.

granted but they make only one copy and you cant play it


i wish i could muster the courage to ask out this girl....

Granted, but the girl turns out to be a guy

I wish I could lose weight faster.

Granted but you shrivle up and die.

I wish I could bring back the dead.

Granted, but they eat your brains.

I wish my wireless router had a longer range.

Granted but the range is so large that it meets contact with the alien race and they come and destroy earth. No interwebz for you!

I wish I had a wireless printer so I didn't need to print my spoot at other buildings.

Granted, but the printer jams when you go to print.

I wish that being evil is good.

Granted but then You die (just cus, not real reason)

I wish that I didn't have any medical problems

Congrats Matt, you got the 400th post

Granted, but you are subjected to being examined all the time because of your unique condition.

I wish more of our members posted in this topic.

granted but then we all spam and you ban us all from the site

i wish i could meet one of ya's in real life

Granted, but we turn out to be fake and instead you meet a creepy old man or woman

I wish I never sold all of my consoles and games.

Granted but you become a creepy old man/women (don't ask how your both :lol!) and we all are creeped out by you

Kirby eats Crazydude for not making a wish

I wish people were more active on this site.

Granted but you guys all spam and I ban you all

I wish Rebecca would stop lurking and join the darn chat

Granted, but she boots everybody out of it.

I wish the next post would not show up.

Granted but I get one wish before it becomes invisible

I wish this post would show

Granted but it shows in hot pink and everyone on the forum spreads rumors about you.

I wish that I could find the willpower to finish this papercraft...