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    John

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    Corrupt a Wish

    Post  John on Mon Feb 01, 2010 5:00 pm

    This is the game of wish-granting and pessimism. Twisted Evil

    Basically one person wishes for something, and the next poster finds a bad consequence to go along with it, then they make a wish, and the chain of corruption goes on with the next poster.

    Here is an example:
    Wish: I wish I had a won 1 million dollars.
    Corrupted Wish: Wish granted, but gift tax takes away all but 5 dollars.

    If you are going to make a new post, you must grant and corrupt the previous poster's wish, and you must make a wish yourself. Also do not post anything that would break the site rules.

    And now to start:

    I wish i had a steak.
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    Re: Corrupt a Wish

    Post  Rebecca on Mon Feb 01, 2010 5:07 pm

    Granted but the steak is rotten and covered in mold.

    I wish I had a dog.
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    Re: Corrupt a Wish

    Post  John on Mon Feb 01, 2010 5:26 pm

    Granted, but the dog has rabies and is put down. However you are able to get the dog stuffed and it now lies at the foot of your bed...forever...

    I wish I didn't have homework.
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    Re: Corrupt a Wish

    Post  BlackViperAlpha on Mon Feb 01, 2010 5:42 pm

    Granted, but you will now spend the rest of your life as a bum cleaning car windows.

    I wish I had my sight back
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    Re: Corrupt a Wish

    Post  Rebecca on Mon Feb 01, 2010 5:45 pm

    Granted but everywhere you look all you see is dead people. Shocked

    I wish you wouldn't corrupt my wish. rabbit
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    Re: Corrupt a Wish

    Post  Lee on Mon Feb 01, 2010 6:44 pm

    Granted, but I corrupt your wish anyway Razz

    I wish time would speed up.


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    Re: Corrupt a Wish

    Post  John on Mon Feb 01, 2010 6:48 pm

    Granted, but you instantly grow old and die.

    I wish I had no joint pain.
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    Re: Corrupt a Wish

    Post  Rebecca on Mon Feb 01, 2010 7:31 pm

    Granted but then you have pain everywhere else.

    I wish I wish I was a fish...
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    Re: Corrupt a Wish

    Post  BlackViperAlpha on Mon Feb 01, 2010 8:20 pm

    Granted, you are a fish.... finger that is!

    I wish for world peace!
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    Re: Corrupt a Wish

    Post  John on Mon Feb 01, 2010 9:31 pm

    Granted, but in order to obtain world peace, all of humanity was destroyed.

    I wish I could rob a bank never get caught.
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    Re: Corrupt a Wish

    Post  BlackViperAlpha on Mon Feb 01, 2010 10:55 pm

    Granted, but you get shot and die

    I wish H E double hockey sticks would freeze over
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    Re: Corrupt a Wish

    Post  Rebecca on Tue Feb 02, 2010 4:45 pm

    Granted, but heaven starts to burn. Shocked

    I wish I was wide awake.
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    Re: Corrupt a Wish

    Post  John on Tue Feb 02, 2010 5:38 pm

    Granted, but now when you are tired, you will never fall asleep.

    I wish I wasn't hungry.
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    Re: Corrupt a Wish

    Post  BlackViperAlpha on Tue Feb 02, 2010 6:14 pm

    Granted, but food doesn't interest you any more cos you're never hungry

    I wish, I wish I hadn't killed that fish
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    Re: Corrupt a Wish

    Post  Crazydude on Tue Feb 02, 2010 9:06 pm

    granted but the fish's older brother kills you too

    i wish i could breakdance like those professionals
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    Re: Corrupt a Wish

    Post  John on Tue Feb 02, 2010 9:32 pm

    Granted, but you accidentaly kick a baby.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ff2PBjbFs7A

    I wish I could jump like Mario.
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    Re: Corrupt a Wish

    Post  Lee on Tue Feb 02, 2010 9:46 pm

    Granted, but you jump too high and float in space forever.

    I wish it would cool down.
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    Re: Corrupt a Wish

    Post  Rebecca on Tue Feb 02, 2010 10:13 pm

    Granted but now you're a chunk of ice! Brrrr!

    I wish time would slow down to almost a halt but everyone could still chat with me. Razz
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    Re: Corrupt a Wish

    Post  Lee on Tue Feb 02, 2010 10:24 pm

    Granted, but you are flooded with chatboxes o.o

    I wish I could eat Ramen all the time Razz
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    Re: Corrupt a Wish

    Post  John on Wed Feb 03, 2010 3:58 pm

    Granted, but now you eat Ramen 24/7 and you never have the time to talk or do anything else with your mouth. You also gain weight from eating all the time.

    I wish I remembered what to wish for.
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    Re: Corrupt a Wish

    Post  Rebecca on Wed Feb 03, 2010 4:47 pm

    Granted but you forget everything but your wish and are a clueless shell in the world.

    I wish people actually treated me kindly for once in my life. Crying or Very sad
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    Re: Corrupt a Wish

    Post  Crazydude on Wed Feb 03, 2010 5:30 pm

    granted but then everyone treats you too nice and you never et any "Rebecca" time


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    Re: Corrupt a Wish

    Post  Lee on Fri Feb 05, 2010 12:58 am

    Lee :facepalm: to Matt for not making a wish Razz

    I wish I had more download limit on my net.
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    Re: Corrupt a Wish

    Post  John on Fri Feb 05, 2010 3:33 pm

    Granted, but now download a virus and your computer crashes and all your hard drive gets wiped.

    I wish Mythbusters was on television more often. Surprised
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    Re: Corrupt a Wish

    Post  Crazydude on Fri Feb 05, 2010 8:14 pm

    Granted bit then Adam kills Jamie and all that's on is reruns
    (I have a twisted mind :p)

    I wish for a turkey sandwich, with lettece, tomato, on white bread
    with no surprises or anything wierd with the sandwich


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